Cooped Up Without Condoms

December 29, 2008 11:13 by Big Momma

The hubby and I just survived more than a week of what the news stations refer to as "Arctic Blast 2008" in the Seattle area. No more frigid were the streets than were our sheets. After having Babe Wonder two months ago, I was finally ready to cozy up to the hubby and being snowed in for more than a week certainly afforded us plenty of opportunity to fool around...until I invited our neighbors over for cocktails.

Rewind...a few weeks ago, in a time period known as pre-Arctic Blast, we went to a Dirty Santa party, at which my friends play the typical anonymous gift exchange. There are some really hilarious interpretations of "dirty" every year, I've decided next year I will bring two ornamental Christmas tree balls...blue ones to be exact. In any case, I gifted what was left of our condom supply as part of the "Manscaping" kit I added to the exchange. 

A few days after the Dirty Santa party, Arctic Blast hits us with our pants down...literally. Being snowed in with an infant had cemented the hubby's plan to wait a few years before considering a second child. So while his mind was on family planning, my mind drifted toward finding a fun way to spend the time together. At first I was able to convince the hubby that breastfeeding is natures birth control, and I won't get pregnant. That excuse seemed to work, though he was doubtful. My big mistake was inviting a few neighbors over for cocktails on day 4 of being snowed in. As the group of us were chatting, one of the ladies shared a story about her friend who got pregnant with her 2nd child while she was breastfeeding her 1st...who was 2 months old.

The hubby shot me a dirty look from across the room. And it wasn't a Dirty Santa kind of look either.

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January 5. 2009 13:14

Modern Princess

Ouch! Well, technically breastfeeding is a form a birth control, so it isn't like you were tricking him. And two, condoms aren't 100% either. All birth control can fail. Just different forms have different failure rates. He's a grown man, he should know that.

And if he wants to say "Well I've never heard of someone getting pregnant with a condom." Tell him one of your commenters did. ;)

Modern Princess

January 6. 2009 03:04

KathyB!

Talk about bad timing!

But I have to say I'm a little jealous! I don't think we got our groove back for closer to three months ;)

KathyB!

January 7. 2009 09:52

faemom

I'll tell you that I breastfed and never got pregnant. As long as you're breastfeeding every meal, you should be fine. It's God's emergency birth control.

faemom

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